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(no subject) [Aug. 11th, 2009|01:43 pm]
For the past year i have been doing an access course which i fucking passed fantastically and now i am going straight to uni after only one year back in education and lol the uni i am going to is Goldsmiths!!! so i will be living in SE and it's soooo exciting and also i qualify for the maintenance grants as well as the student loan because my mum is an OAP and my Dad is a teacher whoop!
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i would post this in facebook but who knows what would happen to me? [Sep. 25th, 2008|10:14 am]
this and my next planned post are kinda boring but very interesting.
lol i'm in an I.T class right now and looking at my tutor as i type im such a touch typist.
so she can't complain since i'm really saving time in our future lessons on touch typing.
anyway point os my post.
http://www.smh.com.au/news/technology/biztech/banned-for-keeps-on-facebook-for-odd-name/2008/09/25/1222217399252.html?page=2
but this seems kinda weird to me since i have people with names such as superted and in fact one person just called zebbadee dooda doo day di doaodi
LOL @ facebook bans users for having too many friends etc.
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(no subject) [Jun. 1st, 2008|04:38 pm]
not paricularly relevant to anything but i saw the last episode of my parents are aliens. ( i just convinced myself id seen it before and even posted something about it but ive checked back and i didnt notice anything) it was awesome lucy got a phonecall from mel who had purple long hair lol and told her that they had an aunt and uncle who had wanted to adopt them she then sent lucy the photo and lol OMG IT WAS BRIAN AND SOPHIE (the original sophie) and apparently the aliens had frozen the kids aunt and uncle taken their forms and fostered them themselves (dark right??) so anyway up in the attic were brian and sophie in stasis and they unfroze them and mel turned up and everyone found out they were aliens but had to get their memories wiped and wendy and whatever josh's black friend (frankie??) got together when they accidentally uploaded loads of chess knowledge wendy had wanted into frankie's brain and wendy got knitting skills.
anyway it was awesome to see mel back and the original sophie although it was a shame she was a human and couldnt really be a freak as in the olden days. and then the aunt and uncle took the kids to canada and took the two new foster kids harry and little boy too.
but also i saw an episode about a fortnight ago where trent (harry/mel's scottish friend) revealed he was only PRETEND scottish he had been faking it since joining that school just to seem interesting and lol his faux english accent was crazy although obvz it was meant to be his REAL accent!
oh lol just looked on wikipedia and apparently theres a whole nother season but it doesnt count
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(no subject) [Apr. 21st, 2008|08:56 pm]
sigh my head is so scabby and the police are so powerless.
had my interview on saturday lol whigging out because i wanted to go out after and was all "i'll hide weed in my shoe" why would they search me lol?
anyway they only basically arrested one girl despite there being four of them present and the one girl is 13 so they cant formally press charges or something i dunno m8 but whatevs she is fingerprinted and dna'd the only actual good thing was a complaint being made to the heads of licensing (or something) re: pub management not letting us in to call the police etc so yay i guess.
lol having done my research on the grubs that did it i hear the eldest stun gunned a recovering smackhead in the face and stole all her scrips from her house! lol fucking psychos. anyway tonight i brought home all the ARTwork that adorns my desk lol i could go into like office censorship and all the beautiful pictures REMOVED WITHOUT PERMISSION but i wont.
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(no subject) [Apr. 18th, 2008|11:06 pm]
God and being so precious about myself i am really scared to smoke. lol head trauma.
i wish britain had gay hate crime laws and also i am proud of myself because people are intimidating but i stood up for me.
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Tonight Matthew i am going to be..... a victim!!!! [Apr. 18th, 2008|10:38 pm]
lol eurgh i h8 people.
me and this girl got attacked after work by some chavs with salt and stilletoes fucking psychos. anyway the most disgusting thing is me and her running across the street to a pub trying to get in only to have the door barred by EVIL CUNTS this girl crying begging them to let us in me bleeding profusely from the head saying we just want sanctuary if they want to keep people out keep the guys chasing us out eh? i mean who the fuck just stands there preventing someone from getting away from an attack i mean its a double door with bolts etc if you're that concerned about "trouble" then let us in and just bolt the doors on the other fuckers but to just turn us back onto the streets wtf?!?! anway managed to ring the police etc after which the twats from the pub door (lol not even security or anything just drinkers) tried to be all "that was crazy eh mate you two ok?" to which they got the excuse me but if yr concerned you could have helped when we were begging for assistance you are actually disgusting people who the fuck can do that to someone in a moment of need from me but words on deaf ears m8 because lol small country drinkers left the real world some time ago.
anyway yeah people are shit lol so ashamed of my race and species lol natural disaster please.
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(no subject) [Mar. 31st, 2008|01:40 pm]
lol my hairrrr!
i look like ellen page in hard candy.
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today i have eaten a chicken curry and i am going to eat sooooo many fucking reese's cups now and that will be about it. no breakfast or dinner for me no no.
all i need to do is touch my hair and it looks nice though lol @ my perfect emo face.
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also look at this boy called dave we play buckaroo on him whilst he sleeps and this is one of our best attempts i like the deodorant etc on his head tobacco etc on his knee and tea towel and ashtray on his foot.
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(no subject) [Mar. 27th, 2008|08:34 am]
i continue to not have a life etc but oh well lol
omg i am getting along so famously with some 16 yr old girl from my work she keeps writing me myspace comments that i am probably not going to respond to but its sooo nice and lol we have our eye on the "office hottie" who conveniently lands in the middle of our ages so i dont have to feel too wrong about it although lol i am disgusting.
my friend anna has taken to having panic attacks which are v tiresome and hard to take seriously although it's caused by dark things like premature loss of a parent and taking lots of drugs at a developmental age but gee whiz she doesnt ever talk about problems and is so like her own biggest enemy etc but i am selfish and cant begin to help her i just want her to cheer the fuck up. im such a cunt..... especially as lol gayly i also recently took to panic attacks which is not lol because i have two parents and not done lots of drugs except weed lol panic attacks hmmmm but anyway one day i will have one parent too or no parents and then who will i go to to give me a paper bag to breathe into? i went to a therapist who was all like hmm how is yr relationship with yr parents? dickhead DICKHEAD i am very clear on this my major fuck up in life is a lack of understanding with the universe and an overactive fear of mortality etc but shitttt i just watch tv and dull my self absorbed shitty shitty thinking etc. but hey some guy unblocked me on facebook today and i am turning 21 this year and mummy is all like lets organise a party and i am like hmmm but how but where but you are my parents.
i watched high school musical and the songs are catchy i guess i mean i can see the charm and i find it charming but maybe there was some public over reaction.
also i really like these girls tescos uniforms anna gave to me they are way fucking sexy.
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(no subject) [Jan. 24th, 2008|08:51 pm]
i just want to post SOMETHING.
so badly that i started writing my thought down in google taskbar before i realised what i was doing lol.
personally, i think brad renfro is an equal if not greater loss than heath but does he get a g2 cover?
no.
and he has a more interesting biography not just filmography.

last night i had a dream and i fell in love so instantaneously and hard that when i woke up i could feel the hole in my heart. i really want to write a story or song about it but i dont know how to do the experience justice lol.
i keep feeling like i want a floundering (but basically good) relationship that i have to work on and channel energy into constantly cos i feel like it would be awesome me just having to work on "loving someone right" and not in like a thats my whole life but like yeah the other things in life like employment drug usage etc would be monitored upon making another person happy and not being a financial drain wtf i cant ever expres things correctly i feel like i want some kind of validatory relationship life is meaningless to me and so i want someone else to say i mean something thats how i feel maybe?
lol every stupid entry i write in here always fucks up this is never how i want things to read lol like i re read some of these entries and what i am saying has nothing to do with what i mean.
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(no subject) [Sep. 30th, 2007|11:01 am]
i was just running down the stairs with my stolen frosted coca cola/schweppes glass containing my morning pernod and lemonade when i felt my legs give way.
in that moment of slow realization i managed to grab hold of the banister and wound up swinging face first into the wall.
fortunately, there was only about a square centimetre of up the wall spillage.
situation saved i feel.
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(no subject) [Sep. 27th, 2007|08:34 am]
Hi Guys! lol it's been a while, there has been heartbreak there have been scrabble games.
I'm in glasgow at the moment it's a wee bit nippy and it hurts my ears if i go outside without a hat but it looks nice all over and there is irn bru flowing in the streets and also Barr RED Kola which is frankly just irn bru all over again.
this morning i had a message from some lana on facebook asking me if both dion hegarty's were me?
she seemed to be after a dion from plymouth so i was like both dion hegarty's???? and i did a search and there are two of us! but the other one is from london and while i am from devon im certainly not from plymouth so perhaps there are 3 of us!
Gosh.
Oh yeah and also i have texted and facebooked Colin because i think he is at home atm but omg is he ignoring me or something?
i hope not.
i think maybe his number has changed but the one i have matches the one on his facebook and anyway he has played scrabulous since i wrote on his wall whats up with that makes me neuroticccCCC.
There have been several mundane entries i have wanted to write re: being dumped and television and final fantasy (the game) fantasies and more which i kind of feel mildly obligated to at least touch upon now i am finally writing something in here. i think i blame David for the prolonged absence, as i remember i was gonna write some massive fat entry being like "omg i h8 you livejournal you make me feel boring and unproductive when i am perfectly satisfied with my life etc" only then that stinkin' Edgar boy starts writing these epic verbose entries of how good it is to be a success and productive and im like :| oh no.
it was gross when the BB twins were in newspapers touching each others bums and then i saw a what the housemates did next show and the photographer on that shoot was a woman and i was like hmmm is that better or worse perhaps it doesnt matter anymore.
Other current events are that i am enjoying conversation with a Welshman who suffers from sleep paralysis etc and a long time ago now i saw Tegan and Sara and Rilo Kiley and Sonic Youth and The Gossip. The Rilo gig was pretty good in terms of setlist but grief was Jenny miserable with a big face on her face. And on the Tegan and Sara day i also did some major rubbernecking running up a hill to stroll casually back down it and past Mark Heap.
it was gross when the BB twins were in newspapers touching each others bums and then i saw a what the housemates did next show and the photographer on that shoot was a woman and i was like hmmm is that better or worse perhaps it doesnt matter anymore.
umm ok i cant think of anything else i feel needs to be noted or anything so i am off for my hostel breakfast of cornflakes and toast.
Cheers!
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(no subject) [Jun. 18th, 2007|12:54 pm]
curly from corrie was the original bassist for the smiths!!!!!
lol he looks good with eye surgery
i miss racquel
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(no subject) [Apr. 6th, 2007|01:37 pm]
OK Srsly what is the chameleon advert on myspace for?
it follows you with its eye lifts its head and shows its tongue but never strikes?
what??
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(no subject) [Mar. 29th, 2007|10:53 pm]
lol high school
*taken from facebook cullompton community college group*
me- ok so why doesn't cully come up as an official high school i mean tiverton and uffculme both do but we all know that they are nothing, NOTHING
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loser2- To follow up on Stephen's comment below - Dion, nobody cares what you think, we didn't at school and we still don't 4 years down the line

lol annoyingly does actually make me feel bad :(
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(no subject) [Mar. 6th, 2007|08:19 pm]
i just read someones myspace blog and found it really interesting i would even say it was genuinely "edgy" to me. today i spent ages shopping with my friend its her birthday tomorrow and she wants a teddy bears' (i did write teddy bear's i'll admit it) picnic and we needed sandwich fillings and cocktail sausages i do not have a card or a present but i am the only person who went shopping with her i do not feel this excuses it that much?
i started a clearout of my room its quite weird like i have had all these unfulfilled desires to do stuff with a load of shit but i am finally realising that is not going to happen until i have a lot less shit to do stuff with. i need more storage space i think. there are a lot of cobwebs in places in my room where i dont think i have been in over 6 months shit what a waste of space.
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lol [Feb. 27th, 2007|07:57 am]
my tummy is making noise and the latest noise it made really sounded like an aggravated tummy saying "oi!" haha now it is making wet bubbling noises but they are fairly subdued the other night it was soooo loud etc etc.
THE INTERNET IS IN MY HOUSE IS IN MY HEART IS IN MY MIND!
coo.
i bought some cat power tickets AGAIN how exciting i didnt buy any arcade fire tickets though but maybe i will!
after some investigative lumpage it has been decided that maybe i am growing a little breast and have a little mastitis "not uncommon in young breast feeding mothers" but does the doctor not realise i am a boy and i would make a very uncommon breast feeding mother?
i have a box under my tv full right up to the top with reese's buttercups and then i have EVEN more downstairs in my larder yummy yum yum but i need to eat healthy healthy living is what it is allllll about. which means i need to eat a lot of vegetables mixed with my chocolate treats and i need to eat thing in moderation but it is hard like i have vegetable samosas downstairs but they are greasy when they are cooked ie made of vegatables but not atually healthy FAKE healthy is this right?
i am halfway through watching adrift obvzzz it is nowhere near the thrills and spills of open water but i guess it is ok i am always scared of people in the sea so it is effective i guess.

cor my tummy is still complaining i have been up like what half an hour maybe i will eat a peanut butter cup but that is no way to start my day maybe a bowl of shreddies to keep my hunger locked up til lunch actually whatever i eat i am sure food is not such a thrilling topic whatever soon i will have a car and some money but i will still not have a job maybe i should get a job ohh it is tough.
lol ok bye thanks for coming!
oh wait hahaha cat power covering crazy and these weird avril lavigne songs someone should teach me how to upload songs and place direct links to them and also how to create a link with writing in instead of just "click here" yes they should for the benefit of all.
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Junior Masterminds [Jan. 15th, 2007|07:12 pm]
Now there is a ballerina doing general knowledge who's sister made it to the final of last year's Jr Mastermind but before there was a boy whose special subject was "history of the mini" and lol before that was a girl called tintin
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(no subject) [Dec. 28th, 2006|11:55 am]
i am genuinely getting fat.

i wish i was dead.



i dont think i am doing anything NYE because whats the point when no one wants to kiss you and you're fat?

u2 are on telly i cant even tell if i am enjoying it or not. i h8 u2.

i just threw away half my clothes cos nothing i own is any good.
h8 my life.
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(no subject) [Dec. 23rd, 2006|08:51 am]
gosh!
well....
i crashed my car yesterday it was very exciting!
i was heading into cullompton where i was going to pick up anna and we were to DRIVE to exeter then that evening i planned to DRIVE to bristol.
so anyway i got to the bottom of the big hill oh it was super foggy obvz so i was going about 30 mph? i took the corner as i always do only turns out there was a TINY thin layer of mud on the road so....
as i turned the corner my wheels slid along the mud until they hit the road again however they were now about 60 degrees away from where they were before sliding so i jolted and shot across the road to the right,
i swerved to the left too hard and pulled myself back to the right.
but too late.
my rear end smashed into a fence and i flipped over i went about 10-13 ft across and down the road. i remember finding it very bizarre being upside down/sideways and still following the road lol i also remember just being like lala im not going to die everything is fine and i didnt die everything was fine my ka is probably written off but it mantained its structure like a trooper it is very sturdy there should probably be a remembrance day for it dying to save my life. anyway gosh as we were sliding along i didnt want to be dragged along the road surface so i pushed myself up and away from it but the window smashed under my hand gosh i have like 3 cuts! anyway the car stopped pretty immediately after that and i crawled out the newly smashed window unscathed my music was still playing so i grabbed my cd player etc. i was right by a house but i figured i should wait by my car cos a. my caw was blocking a substantial part of the road and b. its right by the corner with slippy mud i just crashed on which is clealry a hazard.
but anyway some people came and lent me a mobile and my parents came out and anna came out and the police came out yadda yadda yadda. the end is a bit anti-climactic because im fine so nothing else really happened EXCEPT that as anna was driving home a landrover came careening towards her and she had to choose between crashing into fast moving metal or a stationary hedge. she chose the latter and smashed a headlight and broke her bumper! omg cursed road.
actually i saw a ghost along that road once.
maybe twice.
gosh.

BUT NOW I CANNOT HAVE A FUN DAY WITH LUKE NOR COULD I GO TO BRISTOL OR EXETER NOR CAN I DO MY LAST MINUTE CHRISTMAS SHOPPING NOR CAN I GO ON AN ICESKATING DATE NOR CAN I EVEN HAVE A LIFE
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the majority of my livejournal friends already know this [Dec. 14th, 2006|08:47 am]
ATP was jolly good although i seem to be in the minority thinking that
sonic youth were jolly good
deerhoof were jolly good
iggy pop was jolly good i wanna be your dog is jolly good EVERYTIME
be your own pet were jolly good
my wristband breaking on sunday afternoon was jolly good
filming things was jolly good and bouncers trying to stop me was jolly good after they stopped.
meeting some received pronunciation girl was jolly good but not seeing her again was rubbish.
asti spumante is jolly good and yesterday i bought 3 more bottles.
BUTLINS IS RUBBISH
QUEUES ARE RUBBISH
ATP IS RUBBISH
the garbage pail kids were jolly good
la belle et la bete was jolly good
sleepaway camp was jolly good
nature documentaries are jolly good
neighbours is jolly good.
company was jolly good and skye and davide's myspace comments are pretty much the best ever..

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